Kid freaking out over some Pokemon card

Crónica Anual

Modas? Tentações. A actividade humana sempre na sua constante procura do novo. Alguém
veste algo, uns gostam, outros repetem, todos têm.
Marca? Consumo. Como seres humanos sentimos sempre a necessidade de ser igual ao
próximo. Alguém vê algo, uns querem, outros gostam, todos compram.
Padrão? Sim, todos somos nós usamos pedaços de pano com etiquetas que tornam esses
mesmos pedaços de pano algo mais que pedaços de pano. Etiquetas essas que são colocadas no sítio
por pessoas que não podem sequer comprar os pedaços de pano, quanto mais os pedaços de pano
com etiquetas. Pessoas com o toque de Midas, aparentemente. Sozinhas conseguem unir um tosco
pedaço de pano e uma mínima etiqueta numa obra de arte de valor incalculável.
E tudo isto para quê? Para que o nosso cíclico vício se reinvente e recicle pelas modas,
tendências, gostos, compras. E para que nós possamos sentir que somos actuais, iguais, encaixados.
Caiam nas vossas caixas, sintam‐se na moda, padronizem‐se. É afinal para isso que existimos.
Para encaixar.
E abrir os olhos?

Cosmic Zombie

“So, you believe that a cosmic zombie (who was his own father), born from a 'virgin', can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky (who couldn't find the only 2 humans on Earth)? Yeah....makes perfect sense. ”

~ Your Mom

In Uncyclopedia

Theist Quotes - Too funny to be missed

I was going through this site the other day and just couldn't stop laughing. Here are a couple of favorites from the list.

How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [2005-Jul-03]

I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, Good news prayer room [2006-Oct-28]

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01]

[When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]

I don't have to "prove" anything.

You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof.

It's me, Free Republic [2006-Sep-04]

To me, religion is evil. It is manmade and man-centered. I have a belief. A belief in My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

jesuslover1968, Bibleforums.org [2006-Oct-01]

If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.

wayne230, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum [2006-Sep-13]

Makes perfect sense, don't you all think?

Source: freethoughtpedia

Women

I was just sitting here in front of my computer and something came to mind. Women. It just occurred to me that they are immortal!

Follow my train of thought:

When woman are born they are born with all the eggs that they will have for the entire lifetime, right? So I was born from an egg that was in my mom's ovaries, but that egg was there ever since she was born 41 years ago. That means that I am 41 years old. Still, if we dwell a little deeper into the subject, I know that my mom was also in her mom's ovaries since her mom was born and so on...

That leads me to the conclusion that women are an immortal, self-regenerating organism.

I am mesmerized. Trully.

UFO Sightings

Makes perfect sense to me. :)

Slow-motion punches

Gotta love the last one :)