I was just sitting here in front of my computer and something came to mind. Women. It just occurred to me that they are immortal!
Follow my train of thought:
When woman are born they are born with all the eggs that they will have for the entire lifetime, right? So I was born from an egg that was in my mom's ovaries, but that egg was there ever since she was born 41 years ago. That means that I am 41 years old. Still, if we dwell a little deeper into the subject, I know that my mom was also in her mom's ovaries since her mom was born and so on...
That leads me to the conclusion that women are an immortal, self-regenerating organism.
I am mesmerized. Trully.