I was going through
this site the other day and just couldn't stop laughing. Here are a couple of favorites from the list.
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
- coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [2005-Jul-03]
I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
- Linda, Good news prayer room [2006-Oct-28]
To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
- Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01]
[When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]
I don't have to "prove" anything.
You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof.
- It's me, Free Republic [2006-Sep-04]
To me, religion is evil. It is manmade and man-centered. I have a belief. A belief in My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
- jesuslover1968, Bibleforums.org [2006-Oct-01]
If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.
- wayne230, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum [2006-Sep-13]
Makes perfect sense, don't you all think?
Source:
freethoughtpedia
